TYPE OF WOMAN

HARD-DISK Woman
She remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM Woman
She forgets about you,the moment you turn her off.
Window woman
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one canlive without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs
SCREENSAVER Woman
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. &
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her,she comes,installsherself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you willlose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will loseeverything............