A SMART STUDENT

TEACHER : Why are you late?

BALGOBIN : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?

BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, thats wrong

BALGOBIN : Maybe its wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said its H to O!

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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.

BALGOBIN : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Balgobin!

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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didnt

have ten years ago.

BALGOBIN : Me!

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TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?

BALGOBIN : Well, Im a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?

BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

BALGOBIN : Dont bite any.

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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".

BALGOBIN : I is...

TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."

BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same

time."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his fathers Cherry

tree,

but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didnt punish

him?"

BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and

one is blue with red spots!

BALGOBIN : Yes its really strange. Ive got another pair just like that

at home.

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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

BALGOBIN : No sir, I dont have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

your brothers. Did you copy his?

BALGOBIN : No, teacher, its the same dog!

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are

no longer interested?

BALGOBIN : A teacher

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